| 10. |
This is not the turkey farn
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| 9. |
This is not the adult store (XXX)
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| 8. |
This is not Nordstroms (4 bagger)
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| 7. |
Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades
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| 6. |
Looking good is just looking good
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| 5. |
Shock and awe is the name of the game
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| 4. |
Really, my handicap is 100
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| 3. |
Real men scratch it
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| 2. |
This is not bowling for Columbine
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| 1. |
Not having fun.
Let's face it. If you're not having fun, why bowl? I know some of you will say it is for the competition or money or something else. However, if you want to do better in all those and have bowling be a lifetime sport for you, HAVE FUN ;-) |